urgentcum:

*tricks you into loving me*

(via heart)

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

(via sorry)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse, via distraction)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via yelled)